TFW someone in my timeline references a scandal involving a celebrity I’m slightly familiar with, and I haven’t heard of […]
Archive for ‘Bits’
Confidential to O.L.: I would have been more likely to believe that you worked at this company’s Broadway location “for […]
Confidential to P.H.: My tolerance for gratuitous snottiness doesn’t increase when someone claims to have worked for this company — […]
There’s a strip club in town that gives $2 bills to its customers. The strippers then spend them, and the […]
I can tell it’s November by the way, over the past few weeks, that Christmas music has started to crop […]
There’s a subset of customer interactions in which I make a small mistake, worry that the customer might think less […]
No, I don’t think I’ll be watching Trump’s CPAC speech. Not even if his awkward fondling of a flag would […]
Bernie Sanders? Again? Really?
Wasn’t this blog supposed to be daily?
TFW someone in my newsfeed is whining about “undermining faith in our democracy” again and I want to reach through […]