I had a little time to spare on my lunch break yesterday, and I decided to skim the socials and see what’s been going on. I learned:

• The Assclown would like hundreds of thousands of Chinese immigrants to enter the US, because he thinks they’ll make much better neighbors than the Latino or Haitian immigrants he has semi-regular tantrums about.

• He wants to use the power of the federal purse to mess with state-level bail reform.

• He wants jail time for anyone who burns a flag.

• He wants to change the Defense Department’s name back to the War Department, maybe because the word “war” gives him an erection.

• He lied about Maryland’s governor hugging him and calling him the bestest president ever.

• His herd of sycophants is still trying to fuck with Kilmar Abrego Garcia, because all their previous efforts to avoid admitting they fucked up and targeted an innocent man have made the idea of facing the truth even harder… but why Uganda now? Does that government have the cheapest bribes at the moment?

• And they’re also lying about DC being safe enough now under the occupation that its residents dare to wear watches again.

There may have been more available, but I’m writing this from memory the next day, and I did spend some of that lunch break getting lunch.

I could make a similar list most days, and on the days I couldn’t, it’s because one item is so disgusting it briefly crowds out discussion of the others…