That isn’t quite how the Associated Press put it, of course: Trump takes cautious approach to highlighting Joe Biden sex […]
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The state of the Circus, April 2020
One silver lining of the Plague, its domination of the news media, and the related cancellation of most public gatherings […]

Trump wags the dog
I spent a couple of weeks slacking off on my news reading, so the airstriking of an Iranian general took […]
Donald Trump is an assclown: Category 5 edition
The Hill: President Trump: “I’m not sure that I’ve ever even heard of the Category 5. I knew it existed, […]
In which two of our wannabe masters mistake cancer for scrofula
I think the most telling detail so far about this presidential race so far is that, when the incumbent promised […]
No, I don’t think I’ll be watching Trump’s CPAC speech. Not even if his awkward fondling of a flag would […]
DC man invents a new holiday in early July
Dateline Washington: HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., […]
The circus begins
The Republican National Committee has decided to support Donald Trump’s reelection, surprising no one. He is the incumbent and has […]
Today I learned that the creators of the original “Trump Baby” blimp tried and failed to assert copyright to stop […]
Oh no! Something that shouldn’t exist is understaffed!
And why, pray tell, is it the government’s business to promote fitness?