In which two of our wannabe masters mistake cancer for scrofula


I think the most telling detail so far about this presidential race so far is that, when the incumbent promised to personally cure cancer if he wins next year, he wasn’t even the first candidate to do so – his leading challenger made the same promise a couple of weeks ago.

I know that it’s a common campaign promise, but for both Biden and the Assclown to go there this early in the campaign…

The thing about dystopian fiction is that it has to be believable. This campaign is going to be fucking surreal, isn’t it? I mean, what’s the Green Party going to do to win the pseudoscience vote? Even 2016’s “power lines cause cancer” message isn’t going to be enough, not with both major-party candidates claiming to have the royal touch.

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