I did not expect, when I scanned the socials on my lunch break this afternoon, to learn that the United […]
Tag Archive for ‘Donald Trump’
Flooding the zone with shit to obscure a declaration of war
Earlier this week, Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump summoned hundreds of military commanders to Quantico to hear speeches. The two […]
The medbed thing
For those of you who are, like I was until this weekend, blissfully unaware of the “medbed” conspiracy theory: remember […]
Tennis and the Assclown
Well, that was another interesting news cycle or two… Donald Trump attended the US Open men’s final the other day, […]
What “flooding the zone with shit” looks like in practice
I had a little time to spare on my lunch break yesterday, and I decided to skim the socials and […]
Introducing Assclown Mobile, a phone service for Assclown fanboys and other fools
The first I heard about Trump Mobile was a MSNBC guy snarking on Bluesky about its coverage map not misnaming […]
About that threatened Apple tariff
It isn’t immediately clear if Trump’s threat to hit Apple with “a Tariff of at least 25%” if all iGadgets […]
Yes, Trump should have run for pope, but I have an even funnier idea
I don’t know much about the Catholic Church’s internal politics and policymaking, which means I don’t know much about their […]
…and afterward, by executive order, Rushmore would be renamed Mount Assclown
Last month, I learned (via Politico) about a congressional Trumpet’s attempt to have Donald Trump’s face carved onto Mount Rushmore. […]
No, Trump isn’t a fiscal conservative, shut up
After reading yet another righty’s attempt to describe the recent DOGE shenanigans as bold and deeply necessary acts of fiscal […]
Ray of Infamy 