“We have to keep the back door locked at all times now. For safety. Yes, safety. So some marauder doesn’t sneak in and kill you. And when any higher management is looking, we have to keep the inside door to the back room locked as well. For safety. And never mind the extra obstacle whenever your job requires you to use the back door or back room for anything.”
A few minutes later:
“Make sure to leave both those doors unlocked this afternoon, because the area manager is coming for an inspection. She’ll probably park out back, and we don’t want to inconvenience her.”
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