I saw a slightly edited version of that headline on Twitter:

Opinion: Why I’m glad people are finally getting jailed for acting like morons on planes https://t.co/3mfe7dV5ze pic.twitter.com/4dkl2Gl1Tf

— The Independent (@Independent) April 5, 2019

…and my immediate reaction was to quote-tweet it with “Because I’m a Brit, and I think using actual armed cops for civility policing is normal #savedyouaclick.”

I decided to read the article first, though, just in case, and it turns out the only invocation of deadly force is in the headline. A more accurate headline would be:

Why people who act like choads when drunk should maybe not get drunk in public

So the question becomes: did the columnist write that headline herself, or did the Independent foist it on her?