About this: When we are in the White House, we will enact a federal jobs guarantee, to ensure that everyone […]
If you have time to dream up makework…
The most recent “Did You Know” communique from management ended with this line: As the saying goes, If you have […]
DC man invents a new holiday in early July
Dateline Washington: HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., […]
The weather log
There is a form taped up on a wall behind the counter, titled “Winter Conditions Log.” We’ve been using it […]
Safe drops and fables
I arrived for an afternoon shift and, after our usual afternoon power play wherein I’m not allowed to be paid […]
It’s a year from now, Kamala
The 2020 election is 622 days away, and the New Hampshire primaries are 356 days away, but we’re already getting […]
Bernie Sanders? Again? Really?
It’s the little things (2)
“We have to keep the back door locked at all times now. For safety. Yes, safety. So some marauder doesn’t […]
Arizona’s hackable license plates
Arizona (KOTD): Arizona drivers now have another option for their license plates, one that the tech savvy will love – […]
The code of silence
One of the ways management communicates at us peons is by posting typed sheets behind the counter. They’re titled “Did […]
